Haven't seen my husband in 27 yrs (and don't want to) what is the fastest/cheapest/easiest way to disolve the marriage?

Missing spouse cases are complicated because you have to petition the court to allow you to serve him by publication (the newspaper process you heard about). Part of the petition is proving to the court that you tried to locate him and could not (we usually have a private detective to an electronic search for a missing spouse and submit the PI's report to the court with the motion). You then have to publish in the newspaper for 5 weeks. Then you follow all the other procedures and file all the required "normal" paperwork. None of this is cheap or fast (I'd expect it to take 5-6 months). We do these cases regularly on a flat fee basis if you would like assistance. For $795, we do all the paperwork and assist you through the whole process, including consulting with one of our attorneys (you are responsible for filing, court costs and fees). Our goal is to help you get though the process faster than you could on your own, make sure all the procedures and documents are done correctly, and, help you avoid having to set foot in a courtroom as well. Feel free to call me if you would like to discuss your case further. I hope this helps.