how do I get a quick divorce

Normally, "fastest" would be to contact competent counsel, go over whatever is involved to look for problems that could slow you down/cause problems in advance, and have the appropriate paperwork competently prepared.  If you wanted to try the do-it-yourself route, you could look at the self-help forms available at https://www.familylawselfhelpcenter.org/ but you should still get competent advice before you do anything.